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- Assembly Required: No
- Batteries: Not Required
- Dimensions: 18 x 8 x 8 Inches
- Made In: Imported
- Sound: Fart
- Weight: 0.95
CBS EXCLUSIVE! Get the NCIS Bert the Farting Hippo puppet!
The exclusive NCIS Bert the Farting Hippo was made famous by Abby — everyone's favorite goth forensic scientist. Offbeat like Abby, this stuffed animal actually makes noises. Buy the NCIS farting hippo as an NCIS gift, or for your own stuffed animal collection. Bert the NCIS hippo features a realistic contoured head, bewhiskered muzzle, and speckled gray velboa fabric. Abby's infamous NCIS Bert the Farting Hippo includes a kid-friendly plush studded collar and realistic farting noise!Please be advised that the retail version of Bert may not sound identical to that shown on NCIS.
REVIEW SNAPSHOT®
by PowerReviews(based on 59 reviews)
66%
of respondents would recommend this to a friend.
Pros
- Displays well (21)
- Detailed (19)
- Authentic (15)
- Cute (7)
- Mint condition (7)
Cons
- Not authentic (14)
- Not detailed (3)
Best Uses
- Adults (21)
- Teenagers (17)
- Memorabilia (14)
- Older children (14)
- Young children (12)
- Reviewer Profile:
- Collector (12), Parent of two or more children (9), Grandparent (6), Enthusiast (5), Education oriented (4)
- Was this a gift?:
- Yes (30), No (21)
Reviewed by 59 customers
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where's the fart?
Pros
- Authentic
- Cute
- Detailed
Cons
- Poor Fart
Best Uses
- Adults
- Teens
Comments about this product:
Super cute, could be plusher, but my biggest complaint is that the fart is nothing like the big wet one the one on the TV show makes. That was the whole point!
- Was this a gift?:
- No
Bottom Line No, I would not recommend this to a friend
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Great gift!
Pros
- Authentic
Cons
Best Uses
- Adults
Comments about this product:
This was a gift...she LOVED it!
- Was this a gift?:
- Yes
Bottom Line Yes, I would recommend this to a friend
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(1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
Disappointed
By Bones
from Las Cruces, NM
About Me Single Working Person
Pros
- Displays Well
- It's cute
Cons
- Not Authentic
- Sound Is Awful
Best Uses
Comments about this product:
It's smaller than I thought it would be. Very cute. But, it does not make a farting noise when squeezed like Abby's does. Instead, it has a cheap little plastic noise box that you have to find to press and the sound it makes is a weird, pathetic growling sound. NOT a fart sound at all. I am going to go buy a whoopie cushion this afternoon and see if it fits into the puppet hand-hole. That might make it workable. Otherwise, it's a huge disappointment.
- Was this a gift?:
- No
Bottom Line No, I would not recommend this to a friend
(1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
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(2 of 2 customers found this review helpful)
Disappointed
By Rach
from Sparta, Mi
About Me Collector
Pros
- Soft
Cons
- Not Authentic
Best Uses
- Older Children
Comments about this product:
Disappointed that it doesn't sound like it does on T.V. For the price it should be more realistic. This is the 2nd time I have been disappointed in this store and product.
- Was this a gift?:
- No
Bottom Line No, I would not recommend this to a friend
(2 of 2 customers found this review helpful)
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(1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
Cute, but Unrealistic Farts!
By Pjanie
from Nashville, TN
About Me Parent of Two or More Children, Stay at Home Parent
Pros
- Detailed
- Displays Well
Cons
- Not Authentic
Best Uses
- Adults
- Teens
Comments about this product:
This Bert is cute and resembles Abby's Bert (although somewhat smaller), but the fart noise is not a fart at all! Just some weird short blast of a mechanical sound. They could have done way better on that. Since the fart is what makes Bert so charming, I'm rather disappointed.
- Was this a gift?:
- No
Bottom Line No, I would not recommend this to a friend
(1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
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(1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
looks great, sounds bad
Pros
- Detailed
- Displays Well
Cons
- Not Authentic
Best Uses
- Adults
- Memorabilia
- Older Children
- Teens
Comments about this product:
The hippo looks great but it does not sound like the one in the show. The farting sound is short and doesn't really sound like a fart.
- Was this a gift?:
- Yes
Bottom Line Yes, I would recommend this to a friend
(1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
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(1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
Could be a better Bert
Pros
- Detailed
- Displays Well
- Quality Product
Cons
- Not Authentic
- Sounds Terrible
Best Uses
- Older Children
- Teens
- Young Children
Comments about this product:
I brought this item for my nephew for when I baby-sit him he would have a stuffed animal that made him comfortable when he slept over. When purchasing Bert I knew the stuffed animal wouldn't be anywhere near the size of the original unit on NCIS, but I did expect the mechanism that "farts" would be of better quality. The unit that comes with Bert sounds more like a scratchy noise. Otherwise Bert is a well constructed stuffed animal with good detail. The soft spiked collar, although looks dangerous, is soft and removable for easy cleaning.
- Was this a gift?:
- No
Bottom Line No, I would not recommend this to a friend
(1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
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Okay, but......
Pros
- Detailed
- Displays Well
Cons
- "farting"noise Is Faint
- Noise Not As Advertized
Best Uses
- Memorabilia
Comments about this product:
For entertainment value. It's soft and looks like Bert on NCIS. The "noise" doesn't sound ANYTHING like Abby's Bert on NCIS. Poor Replica.
Bottom Line No, I would not recommend this to a friend
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disappointed in the sound
By sue
from PA
About Me Pet Sitter
Pros
- Cute And Cuddly
Cons
- Just Didn't Fart Right
- Not Authentic
Best Uses
- Just Wanted Abby's Hippo
Comments about this product:
was disappointed in the sound. other wise he is cute. We went to a party store and bought a Whoopi Cushion to stick inside. Now, he sounds just like Abby's. Sad that we had to do that. And the little 'PRESS HERE" button isn't anywhere near the little sound box by the way, either.
- Was this a gift?:
- No
Bottom Line No, I would not recommend this to a friend
(2 of 2 customers found this review helpful)
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Too small and not loud enough
By stuff animal lover
from Boston, Ma
About Me Collector
Pros
Cons
Best Uses
Comments about this product:
He's cute but too small. The sound is also not as good as the one on the show. I would have happily paid more, and probably bought more than one, for the same one used on the show. Not sure why you didn't market that one.
- Was this a gift?:
- No
(2 of 2 customers found this review helpful)
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Cute but Doesn't sound like it's farting
By NCISandBertTheFartingHippoFan6295
from San Jose, Ca
Pros
- Displays Well
Cons
- Not Authentic
Best Uses
- Adults
- Older Children
- Teens
- Young Children
Comments about this product:
The sound it makes sounds like a screech that was a bit on the quiet side. It doesn't sound like the fart sound sample on the CBS website and it doesn't sound like the fart on the actual NCIS tv show. There's 2 pockets that you could possibly fit a very small whoopee cushion inside: the 1st pocket is for the soundbox (about 1.5 inches x 2 inches) located in the stomach area. The 2nd pocket allows you to use the hippo as a puppet and can fit an adult hand into the neck & mouth area. I was disappointed that it didn't make a real, farting-like sound, however it was big, soft and squishy (great for hugs) and I got it 50% off during Thanksgiving, so the low price kind of compensated for the screechy sound.
- Was this a gift?:
- No
Bottom Line No, I would not recommend this to a friend
(2 of 2 customers found this review helpful)
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Was everything a farting Hippo should be
Pros
- Lasting Fun
Cons
Best Uses
Comments about this product:
It made a true NCIS fan really happy.
- Was this a gift?:
- Yes
Bottom Line Yes, I would recommend this to a friend
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(3 of 3 customers found this review helpful)
AWFUL sound quality.
By MJR
from Mesa AZ
About Me Grandparent, Parent of Two or More Children
Pros
Cons
Best Uses
Comments about this product:
I was so disappointed when I opened this package and activated the sound in Bert. The "farting" sound is horrible. I thought it was broken. In fact, I contacted CBS and told them how bad it was and they IMMEDIATELY sent a new one, telling me to keep the old one. Good customer service for sure. The replacement arrived quickly and was just as bad, so the original wasn't broken it was just not a good representation of a fart sound.
- Was this a gift?:
- No
Bottom Line No, I would not recommend this to a friend
(3 of 3 customers found this review helpful)
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(2 of 2 customers found this review helpful)
"Too much whiz and not enough bang"
Pros
- Easy To Use
Cons
- Bad Sound
- Blowing Nose Sound
- Not Fart Sound
Best Uses
- Home
Comments about this product:
The fart. Terrible sound, vary disappointing. Abby would be irate!!!!!!!!
- Was this a gift?:
- Yes
Bottom Line Yes, I would recommend this to a friend
(2 of 2 customers found this review helpful)
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(1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
BERT HAS FOUND A HAPPY HOME
Pros
Cons
Best Uses
Comments about this product:
This was bought as a Christmas present for my grandaughter. My whole family are avid NCIS fans. She's a 9 year old who loves the whole cast especially Abby. Needless to say she was tickled pink and absolutely adores Bert. The quality and service on this product was excellent. Would highly recommend.
- Was this a gift?:
- Yes
Bottom Line Yes, I would recommend this to a friend
(1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
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(7 of 7 customers found this review helpful)
Not Sure
By Bailey's Ma
from Highland Park, IL
About Me Education Oriented
Pros
- Cuddly
- Cute
- Soft
Cons
- Not Authentic
- Not Detailed
- Poor Condition
Best Uses
- Adults
Comments about this product:
The nostrils face two completely different ways, the tail on mine is facing down not up like Abby's and the one showed in the picture on the website. The fart sounds are not easy to trigger. It isn't authentic at all. If someone says this is a Folkmanis puppet...you have to be kidding me, I have a Folkmanis hippo puppet and it is of a much higher quality than this one. The stitching was coming loose on mine. I wish they would make one just like Abby's.
- Was this a gift?:
- No
Bottom Line No, I would not recommend this to a friend
(7 of 7 customers found this review helpful)
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(2 of 3 customers found this review helpful)
great i would buy again
Pros
Cons
Best Uses
Comments about this product:
great
- Was this a gift?:
- Yes
Bottom Line Yes, I would recommend this to a friend
(2 of 3 customers found this review helpful)
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(5 of 5 customers found this review helpful)
Sound box hippo
Pros
- Easy To Assemble
Cons
- Poor Design
Best Uses
- Home
Comments about this product:
I was dissapointed in the Hippo. It does not sound at all like the woopie coushion hippo on the show. This one has a sound box. Not very funny.
- Was this a gift?:
- Yes
Bottom Line No, I would not recommend this to a friend
(5 of 5 customers found this review helpful)
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(1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
Bert<3
By Ally
from PR, USA
About Me Collector, Education Oriented
Pros
- Cute
- Displays Well
- Funny
- Rare
Cons
- Different Than Tv
- Not Detailed
Best Uses
- Adults
- Hobby
- Lifetime
- Memorabilia
- Older Children
- Teens
- Young Children
Comments about this product:
It sleeps next to me every night! Love it! Wish it was a little bit more stuffed, sturdy sometimes it would make a better pillow! I got it last year & it still holds well! Might get another one just in case it ever gets lost or damaged.
- Was this a gift?:
- No
Bottom Line Yes, I would recommend this to a friend
(1 of 1 customers found this review helpful)
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(4 of 4 customers found this review helpful)
Somewhat Disappointed.
Pros
- Cute
Cons
Best Uses
Comments about this product:
Since being a fan of NCIS, my daughter has seen Bert the Farting Hippo on NCIS numerous times and has been begging me for it for a while. So I purchased it for her birthday. When we got it, we realized you have to push a button to get it to fart. Not like Abby's where you just squeeze it to get it to do it. It doesn't even sound the same. So really diappointed that it doesn't work the same. But my daughter still carries it everywhere and loves to play with it.
- Was this a gift?:
- Yes
Bottom Line No, I would not recommend this to a friend
(4 of 4 customers found this review helpful)
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