Star Trek TNG Personality Grid T-Shirt
There’s a whole lot of personality aboard the USS Enterprise. Represent them all with the Star Trek TNG Personality Grid T-Shirt. The grey, 100% cotton tee features nine of your favorite Next Generation characters and their main personality identifiers.
- Data: the Know It All
- Borg drone: the Collector
- Riker: Number 2
- Dr. Beverly Crusher: the Useful one
- Captain Picard: the Cocky one
- Commander Troi: the Psychic
- Lieutenant Worf: the Tough Guy
- Wesley Crusher: the Emo one
- Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: the Geek
Star Trek Picard is Better T-Shirt
Oh, captain! My captain! Show your allegiance to the greatest captain of the USS Enterprise, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, of course. You won’t need to defend your stance when you wear the Star Trek Picard is Better T-Shirt as it makes all the best points for you. The red, 100% cotton tee features the 10 Reasons Why Picard is Better Than Kirk:
10. Picard is a man of culture.
9. Kirk was scared of a little tribble.
8. Kirk wouldn’t go anywhere alone.
7. Picard looks fantastic in spandex.
6. Picard lasted more seasons than Kirk.
5. Picard doesn’t need hair to feel like a man.
4. Picard’s ship logs contain more syllables per word than Kirk’s.
3. Picard hasn’t contributed to the population explosion.
2. Kirk only worries about his own butt.
1. The Borg only assimilated intelligent life.